I think ill go out and emberass myself by getting drunk and falling down in the street...

Saturday night:

kelly and anton decided to come up and visit very spur of the moment.
early in the night jason and i took shots and walked the oakland streets
at one point we came across this homeless couple, the woman insisted we take a picture of her. hmm strange. then when kelly let us know that she was at jasons we began walking home. On the way we encountered a car full of pet magnets. they were advertising their business and a sign lie next to it that said "take one" I of course took Aadvantage of such an opportunity and decided to grab about 10. Then shortly after i informed jason that we should run. My very first step out to run, i trip over my own foot and go down. I bruised and scraped my knee, palm and elbow haha. When we finally arrived back to his place we decided to hang out on jason's stoop Hey Arnold style. Some homeless guy came along and let us know that it was his birthday so anton bought him a 40 and we demanded he chugged it ha. Then we went back inside. We had a few more rounds of shots then kelly and anTWAN passed out. Me and jason decided to stay up and have dance another dance party. Then i brought out a whole package of pepperoni and we put it on top of chips and ate it. Let me just say, i dont even like pepperoni but im gonna guess we each had about 20 slices. terrible.

Sunday night:

We went to chili's and had an awesome dinner. we then rounded up some party materials and set up a game of vodka-pong. kelly and i won against jason and antwan of course! we then proceeded to play kings. MY own rule was that we couldnt say drink, drank, or drunk. I pretty much broke it every single time something came out of my mouth. then id go "i dont wanna talk anymore, i cant drink anymore" "DAMNIT!!" then after a while i started to feel sick and told jason i felt like throwing up so he suggested we throw up together outside by the lake haha. so we go out and he's standing there with his fingers down his throat and goes ready?? but then i decide we should make it into a game so i get a cup and state that the object of the game is to make the most vomit into the cup. Jason volunteers to go first then decides he cant throw up then i admit i dont have to either. Then I say "hey i can fit in the dryer wanna see?" so we go to the laundry mat place and i climb in all confident but i am wearing boots and am unable to get out and my knee was hurting from the night before. At one point i even truely thought they were going to have to call the ambulance but a few minutes later i got out. jason recorded that last few minutes haha.


we went back inflated all the beds watched kelly and anton wrestle then passed out. Then when we woke up we visited wayne and got some bomb bagels. kelly and anton left then i had work. blah. Good fucking weekend!

Highlights of the week so far

-best bagel i ever had on monday
-a crazy CRAZY man hit on me at school, could i attract any other?
-i walked in to my psych class just as my name was being called for role.
[i have ALWAYS wanted to do that/ just like in movies!!]
-i learned how to make every drink on the menu at work
-i got 2 free CDs
-i invented a new dip... nacho cheese + sriracha
-i lost a couple pounds
-i can now walk up 2 flights of stairs without breathing like a fatfat man
-i had the best sandwich ever
-AND i made up a new keyboard song

Bizarre celebrations spread thin

tuesday night i went over to jason's to attempt a summary of sexism in mordern day sitcoms however mid research, select interupted and insisted we drink him in a new game we invented where everytime someone laughed at will and grace, they must drink. before i knew it i was pretty sauced. The summary which would have been about a paragraph, wound up being 2 pages long of illegable nonsense. Well I gotta say the first two paragraphs werent too bad, the third was some irrelevant rant about foil being manly and strong and how women arent which made no sense at all what so ever. Then the last and final paragraph Jason wrote. Ha. Then I woke up 4 minutes before class to which was a 20 hour drive away. didnt quite make ittt. i also had to skip out on italian in order to get decent sleep before my first day of work blahhh. im actually starting to grasp wtf a cappacino, latte, and mocha are. its rediculous but im starting to like it. i do make a mean frappaccino.

thursday, justin arrived in town. i had class then work but we managed to hang out in between. we ordered a magnificent buffet at taco bell then picked up skoves at longs. we also bought a cool card drinking game from spencers. we were gonna play but justin passed out. so then we both went to bed all early like grandparentsss. friday i had class in san ramon. My math teacher looks exactly like eddie murphy and he's even funny! and he has this miagnificent jamaican accent (gotta love him). after school justin and i got on the bart and headed into the city. We pregamed a storm. We walked and walked then went to delirium and made videos of nonsense. We pitched in to buy a handle of jameson with strangers from a man who had obviously had stolen it. we sat in a circle and drank around the corner from the bar and talked about whatever. 3 of the guys were from the city, one was on probation for tagging, the other was from scandonavia or whatever its called, and the third was just some weird indie boy. After we walked around a bit more than headed home. It was funnnnn. justin left this morning, yuck. im finally home sick. its no good. i dont wanna be back home i just want everyone here. :\ justin and lauren need to move here NOW.